2/13/2013

The Use of a Handsaw

At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.
Let's try it, my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside.
Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, I'll have chopped sirloin, please.
The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, And I see that, you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.

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